Alright, so I was just walking along when I suddenly got slapped by a fish.

So then I started tripping out

and then I thought I was all uber powerful, so I started doing a kamehameha

and people were wondering what was wrong with me

and figured out I was tripping out on the blue barcode embedded on the fish, and they understood.

So then some CIA agents appeared out of nowhere

and their cheif was giving me an evil laugh

with his plan to kill me

until suddenly a bunch of the female agents started falling in love with me for no reason

and started asking them to not shoot

and giving their best cute faces

before I pulled out a knife

and prepared for battle.....but then I got tired

and crashed out staring at the shiny things.