Stuck in an elevator (PG-13)

[Yoherz]

Still don't know who's posting these things, but here.
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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While
they are stuck, they strike up a
conversation. The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E.
, you know...''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful,
Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says, "I'm a
D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "The third guy says,
"I'm a R.U.B., you know...''Rich, Urban, Biker.
"The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you
know...''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her.''What are
you?''She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.''