Don't worry. If nothing else, I'd be a white mage with an esuna, res, and heal spell.
If only the diseases of real life were limited to the kinds in FF.
Doctor: Hello, what seems to be the problem?
Patient: *In sign language.* I'm blind, mute, and I have a deadly poison flowing through my body.
Doctor: Alright, hold still please. *Casts Esuna.* All fixed.
or
Nurse: Doctor! This man has been shot three times, has third degree burns, and has several slash marks all over his body!
Doctor: Piece of cake. *Casts resurrection.* All better.
Patient: Ow....
Doctor: Don't worry, a few healing spells and you'll be good as new.
Patient: Even though my right arm, left leg, and right nostril are missing?
Doctor: Don't worry, you don't look half as bad as the last girl they brought in here. Stabbed right through the stomach by a 20 foot sword. Had her good as new, but she somehow randomly died anyways.
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